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It's all in the details

If you're looking for a journal that's both funny and functional, we've got you covered. Take a closer look at the notebook types we offer:

The right notebook
for the right job

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An illustration of a WTF Notebook compact softcover

Compact
softcover

A regular sized notebook with spiral binding

– Width: 5.5"
– Height: 8.5"
– Thickness: 0.35"

– Premium spiral binding
– 320gsm cover paper
– Flexible softcover

Choose from 16 different colors to customize the front and back cover

– 90gsm inside paper
– 120 pages / 60 sheets
– Your choice of paper print

Printed in the United States on 100% sustainably sourced paper

All compact softcovers are eligible for Bundle Discounts! Learn more

An illustration of a WTF Notebook compact hardcover

Compact
hardcover

A regular sized journal with a solid cover

– Width: 5.5"
– Height: 8.5"
– Thickness: 0.4"

– Case-wrap binding
– 4mm thick cover
– Sturdy hardcover

Choose from 16 different colors to customize the front and back cover

– 90gsm inside paper
– 120 pages / 60 sheets
– Your choice of paper print

Printed in the United States on 100% sustainably sourced paper

All compact hardcovers are eligible for Bundle Discounts! Learn more

An illustration of a WTF Notebook large softcover

Large
softcover

A letter-sized notebook with spiral binding

– Width: 8.5"
– Height: 11"
– Thickness: 0.35"

– Premium spiral binding
– 320gsm cover paper
– Flexible softcover

Choose from 16 different colors to customize the front and back cover

– 90gsm inside paper
– 120 pages / 60 sheets
– Your choice of paper print

Printed in the United States on 100% sustainably sourced paper

All large softcovers are eligible for Bundle Discounts! Learn more

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Quality from cover to cover

We don't get serious about a lot of things. But when it comes to quality stationery, we don't kid around.

Our notebooks are made with premium materials by experienced printing and bookbinding professionals. The covers have a smoother touch than a buttered dolphin, and the paper stock is so high-grade, it could probably get into Harvard.

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It's what's inside that counts

Whether for note-taking, journaling, planning, or playing hangman – choose your preferred inside pages and we'll print your WTF Notebooks according to your order choices.

Your WTF Notebook.
Your choices.

Title

Choose from hundreds of hilarious and relatable notebook titles.

Notebook type

Select your binding type and notebook size to suit your needs.

Cover color

Pick from 16 different colors for your notebook’s front and back cover.

Inside pages

From writing to drawing to planning – we’ve got inside pages for every job.

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"These are my favorite notebooks - they make me laugh! I have used these for several years, the customer service is great and the product always arrives timely. I have several co-workers who also have my sense of humor who love these."

Andrea B.

Public Trustpilot review

"I love this company! Their notebooks are very high-quality and I love the fact that you can choose the color, binding & the saying you want…whatever combination you prefer, to make it completely customized. And of course, the sayings are hilarious! This is my 2nd time ordering. This time, I ordered over 30 different notebooks! [...]"

T.B.

Public Trustpilot review

We give a damn

All WTF Notebooks are printed on 100% sustainibly sourced paper. We also don't ship long distance but print right here in the United States.

This is just one of many ways we continuously work on reducing our carbon footprint.

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A customer holding his blue WTF Notebook titled 'Times I was right and nobody listened'
A happy customer holding her red WTF Notebook titled 'List of people who have wasted my time'
A happy customer holding her pink WTF Notebook 'Inappropriate comments to make in serious situations'
A happy customers holding three WTF Notebooks, with the first one titled 'My list of things I was right about'